"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."
Wodehouse was the ultimate real-world fantasist.
Anything by P. G. Wodehouse is guaranteed to make you laugh. His world is totally inane.
Hi - I wanted to let you know why I am following you on Plinky - you probably got the email. It is because I love Wodehouse and after this answer caught my eye, I read you other answers and think you are someone I would enjoy reading more from :)
Not everything I post is on Plinky, so you might want to check here as well.